1. "This book was so bad, I couldn't even use it to level my kitchen table. 0/10 would not recommend."
2. "I thought this book was going to be a real page-turner, but it turned out to be more like a page-stopper. I fell asleep after the first chapter."
3. "I've read better writing on the back of a cereal box. Save your money and buy some Cheerios instead."
4. "If I had a dollar for every time I rolled my eyes while reading this book, I'd be able to afford therapy for the trauma it caused me."
5. "Reading this book was like watching a train wreck in slow motion – painful and impossible to look away from."
6. "I'd rather lick a battery than read this book again. At least the shock would be over quickly."
7. "This book made me question my own existence. If this is what literature has come to, I'm not sure I want to be a part of it."
8. "I've read better writing on bathroom stalls. At least there I can appreciate the artistic effort put into the profanity."
9. "I wouldn't recommend this book to my worst enemy. That's just cruel and unusual punishment."
10. "If this book were a person, it would be that annoying coworker who never stops talking about their cats. Just unbearable."